Sunday, January 17, 2010

A weather conspiracy

Guy Hagi

Weather?
The Chinese? The Americans? The Russians? Who is controlling the weather these days? Well, I have my own theory...it's the weatherman. Yes, the weatherman. How could this be, you ask? Think about the computers that these people have at their power. High powered supercomputers making huge computations. The notion that weathermen have absolutely exact forecasts of the weather for months in advance would also be of interest to insurance companies, flip-flop manufacturers, the hat industry, the suntan lotion industry, bikini manufacturers, travel agencies, and kiteboard instructors. Just imagine what it would be to know with absolute certainty what the weather is going to be like in, say, two months time. Why, millions could be made if one were in the right business. And perhaps millions have been made. Who knows? Think about the economic power, all the industries making money on the precept of a future heat wave. So, next time you watch the evening news, look deeper, for the weatherman is already computing your future...Good Luck

Report: A strengthening high pressure throughout the week. Get it, why the gettins good, a front is skirting the island on Friday.

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